Reviewed by Jdmjr85
***** Stars
#Thunder #WillowSummers
CODE NAME: THUNDER
All the girls call me Thunder. As in, they need to feel the Thunder between their thighs. I'm a legend. My waiting list is a mile long. The ladies crave me, and they'll pay for the pleasure. But though I hate to disappoint--everyone knows I leave my clients satisfied--it's getting old. Money, sex, and rock 'n roll can get stale. Who knew?
CLIENT: MADISON
That rotten, no good--My ex-boyfriend of too many years just left me three weeks before the most important wedding of my life. I wanted to make a statement at that wedding. I've changed. I'm no longer the loser who got dumped by the popular boy in high school. Now I'm a successful business woman with clear skin. But how can I possibly make that sort of statement as a loner?
I can't, that's how.
Colton is one of the original members of Big D!ck Escort Service. He decided he no longer wants to have sex with women for money. He tries to only escort women to events, but that is not working either. Colton has other dreams for his future. He takes one last job and ends up meeting Madison. Madison was bullied in high school. Because of this she still has some insecurities in her personal life, but Madison is in business mode she is strong and commanding. When her ex who humiliated her in high school invited her to his wedding, she jumps at the chance to prove that she is not the girl she use to be. Unfortunately weeks before the wedding her boyfriend of several years decides to break up with her. Luckily Madison's best friend Janie teller her about Big D!ck Escort Service. When Madison and Colton meet sparks fly. Unfortunately Madison cannot get past the fact she is paying for Colton's services and Colton no longer wants when groping him for money. Despite this they just click.
I give this book a 4.6 star stars. This book made me laugh out loud so many times. It was funny, sweet, steamy and more. The author writes in a way that makes you connect with the characters and become invested in their story. Seeing Madison as a strong take charge woman professionally, but still battling insecurities personally was very relatable. Her best friend Janie helped push Madison out of here comfort zone. I loved how Colton embraced Madison quirky ways and made her fell comfortable being herself. There were some situations in the story that did not seem resolved for me, but not to the point where it frustrated me.
I would definitely recommend this book
~~~~~~
This is a full-length, sexy rom-com STANDALONE novel with lots of jokes, steam and shenanigans.
Welcome to Big D!ck Escort Service.
If you need a date, we've got you.
If you need wining and dining, we've got you.
If you need a night you'll never forget-- buckle-up buttercup, because that's our specialty.
We'll give you what you need, as hard as you need it.
CODE NAME: THUNDER
All the girls call me Thunder.
As in, they need to feel the Thunder between their thighs.
I'm a legend. My waiting list is a mile long. The ladies crave me, and they'll pay for the pleasure.
But though I hate to disappoint--everyone knows I leave my clients satisfied--it's getting old. Money, sex, and rock 'n roll can get stale. Who knew?
I might just finish up, and pull out. I'll take one more gig, rock her world, and see my way out.
I'll show one last lucky lady why they call me Thunder.
* * *
CLIENT: MADISON
That rotten, no good--
My ex-boyfriend of too many years just left me three weeks before the most important wedding of my life.
I wanted to make a statement at that wedding. I've changed. I'm no longer the loser who got dumped by the popular boy in high school. Now I'm a successful business woman with clear skin.
But how can I possibly make that sort of statement as a loner?
I can't, that's how.
So when my friend suggests hiring a date from the Big D!ck Escort Service, it was hard to laugh it off. And as the days ticked by, it was harder and harder to deny that I needed saving.
No sex, though. I'm not that kinda girl. I'll just hire the guy for a date, and nothing else.
Just one date without any funny-business. That's do-able, right?